Doctor 1 : You're ill. I recommend you stay home till the 24th. Better don't risk infecting your colleagues.
Doctor 2 (who appeared at my door today) : You're fit to go to work. You can start again on the 24th.
Whatever. I kinda hope all my colleagues get ill and they have to shut the whole place down because no one shows up anymore. I wouldn't wish it onto them for the mere fact that I wish no one to feel as ill as I've been the past weekend, but the rebel in me yells "fuck it all".
Note : I don't really wish that things have to be shut down, or that everyone gets ill. So if that was the impression you had, get a new impression now, please :)
Oh boy! Those inspectors! Do they get a bonus for each they day they get an eployee earlier to work?
Nurse Kody would like to know what you're ill with. Did you get any flu shots this year? Just curious...
Oh, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES!!!
Take care!