You just can't please some, can you? Don't ask questions you don't want an answer too :)
Woman: If I died, would you marry again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you get married again?
Man: Okay, I'll get married again.
Woman: Would you? (Looking all sad and disappointed)
Man: (sighs)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you change all my pictures for hers?
Man: That would seem like the normal thing to do, yes.
Woman: Would she use my golf clubs?
Man: No, she's left handed.
Woman: - - - silence - - -
Man: Shit
Comments
lol lol lol! Great joke!
Posted by: Hilda at May 5, 2008 11:54 PM
hehehe this is soooo typical :-)
Posted by: Nadia at May 6, 2008 8:24 AM