For the first time in three days I got home this morning without someone trying to run me over, or drive me off the road. I can't say that I was surprised in the least by any of the attempts - once you drive around long enough, you get pretty good at recognizing the fools, those that pay no attention or are plain drunk - so I was able to avoid each and every one of them, but today nothing like it occurred. Refreshingly nice, if I can say so.
I just heard a noise that sounded out of the ordinary, so I headed to the living room to see what Tai had pulled off now, but I couldn't find any sign of him being the source of the noise. Nothing fell down, nothing was torn up, so I thought it was just the neighbors making noise. I picked up Tai coz he was "hiding" under the living room table and I though he had been startled by the sound as well. When I did, I started cuddling him when I suddenly noticed his hind paws were wet. Not just wet, but soaking wet. I put him down, went over to his water bowl and found it empty and hanging at a 45 degree angle. Lol, there was the source of the sound I heard and the reason "my pussy was soaking wet" (*).
I felt like Moses splitting the sea (**), only I used a towel to create a dam in front of the stream of water on my floor. As I was cleaning up, Tai was sitting at a distance looking at me and his empty bowl of water and the looking in his eyes expressed this : "what the hell are you doing? Don't you see that I've ran out of water and that I'm thirsty?".
* hey, I couldn't let the chance to lure some perverts over go to waste, could I?
** Not a clue whether it was Moses splitting the Dead Sea, or any other sea, and frankly I don't care. It just sounded right and fitting for my own tale. If you feel like pointing out the errors in my reference to religious tales, go do so elsewhere ;-)
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Lucky you! I think I can count the times no one annoyed me on the road on one hand... or wait... no... don't think I was ever that lucky. :-(
Maybe I should start a petition to outlaw Mercedes and BMW hehehe
Posted by: Nadia at November 5, 2007 1:06 PM