Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs some new clothes!"
As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"
The other answers, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Comments
HAHAHAHA now there's a truth I won't argue with :-)
Posted by: Nadia at December 18, 2005 4:59 PM