Three women are chatting along when the first one says: "You know, when I give my Dirk a blowjob, his balls always feel so cold".
"That's funny", says woman number two, "The same happens when I go down on my husband, Peter."
"So," they ask the third woman, "does that also happen when you go down on your Jeremy?"
"Erm, you know, I never dared giving him a blowjob" she admits.
"Oh my, girl!" the two others reply. "If you don't, he might go look for it elsewhere, ..."
That being a rather bold statement, the third woman goes home and as the night falls, she starts going down on her Jeremy. The next day she meets up with her lady friends and she's got one hell of a black eye.
"Damn!" she cries out. "I'm happily sucking his dick, then he suddenly smacks me upside the head"
"What the fuck?" the two respond. "He must have gone totally insane, why would he do something like that?"
"I haven't got the slightest clue. I was just telling him that it was so awsome that his balls were warm while giving him a blowjob, and those of Peter and Dirk weren't."
For those of you wondering what happened to the bloglet daily updates that you (used to) receive in your mailbox, they got disabled after I upgraded to MT3.2. I dropped by the Bloglet site and edited and re-enabled them. Everything should be peachy now.
One reason why I decided to work in security. We've got lots of elevators, but we lack in the hot chick departement.
Note : It should be obvious this is not real footage of security camera's at my place of work.