One could assume that I'm writing about the city of light, in France, but that would be a bit too cultural for this blog, don't you think? No, instead I'd like to share some thoughts on Paris Hilton, the high profile "babe" you see do stupid things and generally show off the fact that she knows little about the "real world".
Beyond all the glamour and glitter is a women, just like you and I though. Well, not like me, obviously, but like most women I guess. She likes to get freaky and hit it off with her partner. That sounds quite normal to me, but then there is the thing that most women or couples don't videotape their rolls in the hay, and then have them leaked. Which is exactly what happened to Paris.
As I was looking for some more info on the recent T-Mobile Hack that left thousands of sms messages, photo's and personal data profiles of it's users vulnerable, I stumbled accross the good old Paris Hilton Sex Tape. How the T-Mobile Hack and the Paris Hilton Sex Tape are related is quite simple : Paris was one of the people affected by the hack, and amongst other things, her phonelist of friends and contacts has been made available on the web. Much to the joy of many, but to the disgust and annoyance of people on Paris' list.
But let's not get distracted. I studied the tape closely - hey, the job needs to be done - and have reached the following conclusion : Paris likes sex. Her boyfriend (?) likes sex. They fuck, suck, lick and play, and generally enjoy themselves. Which is totally great if you ask me. In fact, everything they do on tape differs little from what Joe and Jane Average do every once in a while. With the exception that they don't have the tape become public, or the fact that they're "worth" several million dollars. However it seems that exactly those two things was all that was needed to create a scandal around something as great as two people having sex.
So, for all of you out there, wondering and not having seen the tape yet, I'll tell you exactly what is on the tape. And when you know it all, think to yourself : "Was going through all those words really worth it? Did I really *need* to know that? Has my life improved in any way now?". It seems to me that there is little (f)actual value into it all, and it's usually the tabloids that profit from it.
Now, before we get graphic, I'm sort of stuck with one question : "Did Paris leak the tape herself (or did she have it leaked?". Honestly, I don't know, but I wouldn't be suprised about it. It created a buzz of media attention, but there are several catches to this kind of media storm : it fades fast and in order to make it work the next time, you'll have to top last times performance. Where will we end up?
Short wrap up of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape : Paris tapes herself in the bathroom, evaluating her boobs (which are small but nice by the way). Guy plays with cock and teases Paris in bedroom (nightvision). Paris plays with her pussy while getting filled missonary style. They move to a doggy style position, and after quite a few minutes, they switch to a woman on top screw. Back to doggy, this time heads facing the camera. Her face looks as if she's watching cartoons while he fucks her. Back to missionary and finally she sucks him. We're about halfway through the tape now and the rest is basically more of the same, but this time taped during daylight, resulting in better lighting conditions.
So... was that worth reading 646 words? I doubt it. Stop focussing on others and deal with yourself first.
Unrelated : I'll be doing a short extra shift tomorrow, filling in for a colleague for a couple of hours. Should be able to leave around 17h00 and then off I go for a visit to bodymetals in Sint-Niklaas.