No more monkies in Brooklyn

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No sleep till - Brooklyn!
Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good time
City to city - I'm running my rhymes
On location - touring around the nation
Beastie Boys always on vacation
Itchy trigger finger but a stable turntable
I do what I do best because I'm illing and able
Ain't no faking - your money I'm taking
Going coast to coast - watching all the girlies shaking
While you're at the job working nine to five
The Beastie Boys at the Garden - cold kickin' it live

Is it obvious that I can't fall asleep? Hey, what is there to do when laying in your bed, tossing and turning? Maybe spank the monkey? Did that, didn't really help me, although it was enjoyable. Nude weblogging, would that help me get tired and fall asleep? I wouldn't know, but I'm trying it now.

I'm pretty sure I just scared off 50% of my readers, the others are either blind, or perverted.

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BAHAHAHAHAHA! That entry totally made my night! But then, we've already established that I am sufficiently perverted... :D

By the way, last night Krys and I were people watching at the dive bar we took you to. We were comparing our ideal body types in the opposite sex, and you ranked way high on the list. Hahahaha, just thought you'd like to know!

This is Ashtronaut, completing today's orbit of the sun, and signing off...

Ahhhh! *giggle*

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