I got 5 numbers correct* on todays lottery!!!

I also managed to waterproof two pairs of shoes, have dinner and hang around being a lazy fuck.

Oh, I almost forgot. I've got something to amuse the easily amused...

Consumer warnings on products :

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion : Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:"Do not iron clothes on body."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

* in total that is. I managed to get a total of 5 number on the complete form. Not on one line. I repeat : not on 1 line. I didn't win anything, and I'm really wondering why the hell I even bother playing?

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