friedkitten.com - insanity included.

You could say that I'm just too stupid to keep on entering the lottery each week, but in fact I don't play each week. It happens to be that I played twice this week, and twice didn't win anything. That's €9.92 down the drain! And what does the lottery do with it? They give it to charity, and sponsor huge sports events with it. Ain't I in need of some more money? Yes! Do I like or even care about sports? No! Well, they always say that when you're unlucky in love, you are lucky in play... what kind of crap is that? I'm the living proof that whoever invented that shitty saying really didn't know what he or she was talking about.

Eat Me.